Kiwanis Club of Paris

The Chicago Cubs are at least trying.  They installed a new pitching machine.  Unfortunately, it beat them 5-1.

Q:  What is the diference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A:  One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Q:  Waht is the differnece between baseball and law?
A:  In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Q:  Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
A:  O.J. Simpson
 

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.    Ted Williams

Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.  Ken Harrelson, Sports Illustrated.

That's the tru harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.  Bill Veeck

"He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak.  Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall;  but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength.  They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint."
Isaiah 40:20-31.

Mark your calendars for Anniversay Night Banquet May 4.

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